i am a rebel- dalila garcia(:

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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babyimnotamushroom:

This is so adorable and corny at the same time ^^ #blood #moon #lunar #eclipse #cute #adorable #corny

babyimnotamushroom:

This is so adorable and corny at the same time ^^ #blood #moon #lunar #eclipse #cute #adorable #corny

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

Zendaya and Josh interviewing Nicki at 2014 MTV Movie Awards.

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

officialfrenchtoast:

explaining something to someone for the 10th time and they still dont get it

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forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.